Talk:Beasts/@comment-142.244.170.149-20200723161125

> be a mermaid > vibin in the ocean, six tiddies hanging out > some dude steal my magic shell, source of my powers > wtf.jpg > several years later > sense small boat > it has shell > these people stole my shell and imma get it back > yeets spear > almost got it > asian chuck norris uses shell power against me > cantmove.wav > am kidnapped > hauled on giant boat > someone says that i cant have my shell back > but it's mine tho > spoink > kidnappers carry me downstairs > guy says he wants to EAT ME > oh hecc no > tailslapp.mp4 > another kidnapper then falls down the stairs and dies > f > am locked up > my stolen shell is so close > use telepathic powers to summon crab warriors to free me > they're so close to setting me free > "IS THAT ALL?".wav > mfw they managed to kill fearsome Mr. Krabs > i literally just want to go back in the ocean with my treasure idgaf about these people > fine > idc > summon Kraken to sink ship and free me > guy in fancy clothing comes in, perhaps he wants to free us > shoots my friend > oh no > spears my other friend > OH NO > fine, guess ill just vibe in here until someone else wants to make fish fingers out of me > fancy clothing guy leaves. > oh wait he's back > opens cage door > not going to die without a fight > spike > yells something, it's not the same guy as earlier > SOMEONE GIVES ME MY SHELL > MY PRECIOUS > tells other guys to free me > asks me to send giant boat back home > heccin dies > since he was nice and freed me i suppose i can help > tirelessly push giant boat > takes me 5 years, but since this guy freed me i kinda owed him > maybe even feel a little sorry for spiking him > am back > small boat rolls up > fancy person gets on giant boat > walks about > leaves > giant boat, which I had just spent the last 5 years pushing, sinks after being visited by 1 person. > all this over my heccing shell